Breaking Fast

We're still trying to stick to this Paleo diet.  It's sometimes really easy, like this morning with our scrambled eggs with avocado.  But then how do you avoid a sprinkling of peppered goat cheese?  And how do you avoid bacon?  And how do you not have coffee on a lovely, sunny Saturday morning?!

Eight wild-boar rashers roasted, the whole package at breakfast,
And but two persons there; is this true?